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Oh, hello. @mametown and I surprised @myharto on tour in a bowling alley in Toronto wearing gilly suits. #monday
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(via notonmykneestopray)
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Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
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She is perfect!
(via notonmykneestopray)
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The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET
(via slyfggt)
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they fucked up the yearbook
no they didn’t. surprise, you aren’t graduating for 90 years
(via aus-der-pfanne)
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carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
(via letspartylikeits1991)
